Over the last few days people on the internet have been sharing “embarrassing” things that they don’t know how to do. Some examples: How to tie a balloon … Wrap a gift … Use eye drops … Open childproof caps … Swallow pills … Fold a fitted sheet. Okay, does anybody know how to fold a fitted sheet!? That thing is impossible!
Personally, I don’t know how to whistle. I can kind of do a modified sound that sounds more like a pathetic wind blowing through a rain gutter. Since we’re talking about this today, maybe I should make a full-court press effort to learn how to whistle? Imagine that? After all these years! I would make a huge deal out of it too. I would throw a huge family and friends dinner and then, after the meal, announce that I had huge news. I would then clear my throat dramatically and launch into a stirring whistled rendition of “Amazing Grace”, before shifting into “Winds of Change” by The Scorpions, and flowing right into “Patience” by Guns ‘N Roses. I assume everyone would be crying. It would (shall) be glorious!
Let’s finish off with something life changing! How to fold a fitted sheet! Hopefully you can whistle while you work on that pesky linen!